January 2012
53 posts
I need a duvet that will withstand morning doggy...
Any suggestions?
December 2011
57 posts
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Looking back at 2011...
Some really crappy stuff happened (disowned by mom, found out we might not ever have kids, dog died, etc.) but I really am surprised about how awesome this year was with the help of Husband, dad, and tumblr!
I owe you all a bunch. Love to you all!
Thus Spake Kate.: My 45oz jar of menstrual blood... →
greengrey:
ginger—gal:
steviemcfly:
shebecameakiller:
phallic-rage:
cuntbarf:
I am not sure what to do with it once it’s full. I have been collecting my blood for a year and a half, and I would like to keep it. But, I am terrified of something happening…
She made cookies out of it. Gag.
Winter Break 2011 →
Check it out, it’s pretty!
The Christmas box finally came!
We got so much!
$500
Snowmobile gloves
A bag full of nail polish and miscellaneous nail stuff
The full HP Blu-Ray set
Yarn
Knitting needles
Clothes for Husband from Duluth Trading Co
Hand warmers
Cardi-boots
We made out like bandits!
I’m going to start up a tumblr for my crocheting, primarily to sell stuff and show off new patterns and things. Any advice? Any requests?
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Step away from the lesson plans/finals/classroom...
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@scoldy
scoldylox replied to your post: There are three animals in the world that I can’t deal with.
Agreed on the grasshoppers. The fuck is their problem?
I can tell you! I had to dissect a grasshopper in bio, and they are filled, FILLED I TELL YOU, with fluffy white cobwebs like they are some fucked up Tim Burton creature. NOT OKAY.
There are three animals in the world that I can't...
Grasshoppers.
Monkeys.
Pandas.
Deal with it, world.
Reblog with your Star Trek name: first 3 letters...
scoldylox:
proustianrecall:
lecorbeau:
gwenfrankenstien:
bathearst:
qichi:
Strke Raser
This doesn’t work so well. Can I pretend my name is Strike Laser?
Bougu Arila
this doesn’t work so well when all your names end in the same letters!!
Adari Sahin
i like that actually
Forma Bine?
or Forma Rane
that’s…not bad?
Falma Mauez? Oh dear.
Vanma Cynen
Milan Colls… or...
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-rosasparks-:
bettyinthebush replied to your photo: Man, I have looked less shitty.
you’re like a winter version of martha jones.
I have no idea who this is and I’m embarrassed. I’m sure Tumblr is going to yell at me.
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Send me things
I’m bored and in pain.
www.bettyinthebush.tumblr.com/ask
i really torqued my back
and now one of my bones is sitting on my sciatic nerve. it really hurts to bend in any direction, and i’m a $200 plane trip from the nearest chiropractor. fml
thelefthandedwife: TW: suicide discussion →
anedumacation:
staghorn:
anedumacation:
It drives me crazy when people, well-meaning people, try to talk suicidal people out of suicide by telling them to buck up and stop being so selfish.
You just know that’s a person who has no fucking clue what its like, being at that point, if they think tearing someone down is actually going to change their mind.
If they hate themselves, and they...
Your 13th GIF with subtitles is going to be your...
scoldylox:
curiousmeans:
uppercasemad:
biscutfluff:
brohime:
ohmyachingsushi:
thegifinyourfolder:
Submitted by: alsextehgreat
pretty much
Accurate!
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I feel so productive.
List of things I unfucked today, because it’s kind of impressive.
First, papers:
Two instructional observation papers, 1 page each
Faculty/Team meeting observation paper, 1 page
School board meeting observation paper, 1 page
Special Ed case study, 3 pages
Extra curricular events paper, 2 pages
Then, arts and crafts:
Finished sewing up cute pink crocheted clutch
Finished up crocheted...
Reblog if you're willing to answer publicly...
scoldylox:
desertmar:
how-to-kiss-distinctly-american:
Fuck it.
Letting your body detox is boring. Ask away, babies.
go for it
C’mone
I’m here! Send me crap!
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I got two Christmas cards today
One was adorable, and really heartfelt from my favorite Catholic girl. It said that she missed us and all that jazz.
The second was a horrendously obnoxious card from my old college roommate who is now a graphic designer in Cape Cod. It said on the front, “Greetings… FROM CAPE COD” like she really meant “Booyah motherfucker I live in a pretentious place and here is my...
Just so you know, Rodmanstreet and I are engaging...
rodmanstreet:
donnapirana:
We are MEAN GIRLZ!!
We are gleefully shitting on everything you love.
Wait, being Polish and talking vag is the key to popularity? ALERT THE MEDIA.
girlwithalessonplan:
world-shaker:
I hate potatoes.
Fine. I was going to visit and make you perogies, but whatever.
Visit me instead! We can make perogi together and laugh at world-shaker from our Polish tower of fantastic-ness.
It’s shark week! Such is life.
:
I'm losing followers. Am I not talking enough vag?
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I wrote four papers and still have one more to do...
and at least 4 tomorrow
Night Crew Challenge: Unfuck Your Workspace
unfuckyourhabitat:
Computer desk, cubicle, home office — wherever you do your work, clean it up! Sort, file, toss, and organize until you can see your desk, chair, and floor.
I cleaned out a whole trashcan’s worth of junk from my desk today. I fucking rock.
“Last week, virtually every Senate Republican voted against that tax cut. Now, I...”
– —President Obama, in a statement today urging Republicans in Congress to extend the payroll tax cut (via barackobama)
Reblogging President Obama quoting President Obama talking about those silly Republicans.
(via inothernews)
To do:
girlwithalessonplan:
Read 10 samples of work from creative writing.
Grade 60 resumes + 60 job applications from speech
While I’m at it, grade speeches finals as they’re done (demonstration speeches)
Grade 17 more essays about the Poetics from honors English
Write honors English’s final. ugh.
Proofread my seminar paper for British Romanticism and figure out how to present it on the 13th....
Reblog if you want someone to write you a...
Do it!
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@nom
It’s like magic on my face. I always got remarks about how red my cheeks were, and now it looks like my cheeks are just a shade pinker than the rest of my face.
GOLD, I tell you. GOLD.
Ask her for a tester.
Reblog and add your #1 favorite beauty product.
rodmanstreet:
likeproust:
I’m just curious what you guys love.
I have a few favorites but I’m always wishing I had ten tins of this:
I don’t care what people say - the closer a balm is to Vaseline, the better it works.
Aveeno Ultra-Calming Daily Moisturizer. My skin did a complete 180 once I started using it, and it’s even better than the $17 Clinique Anti-Redness I’d been using...
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Not pregnant.
I need a drink
but I think I’m pregnant because I’m a week late and Togiak is a dry village anyway.
I’m thinking smoothie instead.
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a shitload of snow just fell of the roof and made...
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Henceforth, my mom is Voldemort.
She shall not be named. Ever.
I don't know if you care
buuuuuuuut there’s a new Dark Tower novel coming out and I’m fucking EXCITED.
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