March 2012
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I hope Rick Santorum cuts a really potent onion, then wipes his eyes with his oniony fingers.
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I hope Rick Santorum laughs so hard he farts on national television.
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I hope Rick Santorum gets chronic inside-of-the-nose zits.
I hope Rick Santorum steps on a Lego.
itsabittersweetlifebutimaokay:
What She Wore -...
February 2012
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I have a pretty new dress!
I’m wearing it with a gray cardigan today for “teacher-wear.” And I’m wearing skinny jeans under it because it’s a tad short and it’s -17 right now.
It's so dry in Fairbanks my upper lip has...
What fresh hell is this, Alaskan Interior?
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I actually own and wear my Apple Bottoms and furry...
All the fucking time. I’ve got an ass that won’t quit and I’m cold most of my life.
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We bought an AR-15 today at a gun show and there...
We made no eye contact and proceeded to the nearest exit with our new moose gun. I really didn’t want to engage them in a place that is packed to the brim with guns, ammo, and testosterone.
I'm Old Greeeeeeg!
Thats a picture of Baileys as close as you can get without getting your eyes wet!
STFU, Sexists.: Suit Says Obama Can’t Run In... →
unknowablewoman:
abaldwin360:
Alaska-(ENEWSPF)- A man from Juneau, Alaska, has filed suit with the state’s Division of Elections to bar President Obama from appearing on that state’s ballot on the basis that the President is a “Mulatto”, and “the race of ‘Negro’ or ‘Mulatto’ had no…
I want to say, as an Alaskan, that this man does not represent my views or the views of many of my...
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I spent $180 at Joann Fabric on yarn, patterns,...
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DanRad is an atheist?!
This ups his attractiveness quotient up about a gazillion percent.
Take me now.
Send me things.
Here.
I'm not giving anything up for Lent...
lifeduringwarptime:
…because there are asshole candidates out there who are already giving up my reproductive rights.
Holy… BOOM.
I MADE IT
I’m in Dillingham, after a ridiculous trip that included a mostly clear flight (the one bump in the middle of the flight was so big that the pilot hit his head on the ceiling), lost keys, no restaurants being open, and now needing to call a cab for the morning ride to la aeropuerta.
THANK GOD FOR SAMMICHES AND PEPSI
taking off soon
Charter is finally figured out
I’m sans Xanax, so let’s hope this works
Here’s a gif.
Newt Gingrich just claimed that "parts of the US...
stfusexists:
I don’t think “US auto industry” means what you think it means…
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Argh.
We scheduled a flight out with one charter on Monday, then when we call them up today and say, hey, come get us so we can fly out, they tell us, “We might not be flying out because there’s not enough people.”
So we call another one, and they say, “Sure, we’ll put you on the 5:30 plane, just call the driver and make sure she can pick you up.” So we make the...
And this why I'm a "one-issue" voter.
charlietangofoxtrot:
ginger—gal:
I get shit from a lot of people (“people” being white dudes) because I focus “too much” on abortion. “Too much”? Too much?
This is MY body we’re talking about. This is the bodies of millions of others we’re talking about. Right now Virginia Republicans want to forcibly insert vaginal wands in us if we dare get an abortion, for any reason. Rape survivors, who...
ultraprism asked: Oh thank god - I was worried about you up there!
Okay, Mr. SmartBro.
Me: So what's your courseload this semester?
My immensely smart bro: circuits, discrete structures, stats, c programming, and institutions.
Me: ohmigawd what are those things?
Smart Bro: ALL THE THINGS.
My jaw was hurting and hurting and hurting and I couldn’t figure out why.
Then I took my headband off and it stopped.
Fucking plastic headbands are too small for my giant beachball head.
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ultraprism replied to your post: nom-chompsky replied to your post: You must be…
but no booze?
Shhhhhhhhhhhh
Reblog if you'll answer anything in your ask right...
nom-chompsky replied to your post: You must be giving NMU a good reputation with your work. I noticed an ad in the paper that someone is coming from the Bering Straits school district to head hunt more victims (I mean teachers) from Northern.
a local school district is about to lay off 300-400 teachers… can’t say rural alaska isn’t tempting at this point
I’ve said it before and...
coachman asked: You must be giving NMU a good reputation with your work. I noticed an ad in the paper that someone is coming from the Bering Straits school district to head hunt more victims (I mean teachers) from Northern.
ultraprism replied to your post: GUISE.
EVERYTHING. ALL OF THE ALCOHOLS
scoldylox replied to your post: GUISE.
White Russians and Whiskey Sours are my go-to drinks, but I’m not a great drinker…?
I like whiskey sours. I’m not big on rum, so that’s out. I love me some tequila - and Long Islands are my frayns. Good, drunken, FRAYNS.
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I forgot today was paczki day. I'm a horrible...
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GUISE.
I’m leaving my dry village for FOUR DAYS and I need a list of things to drink while I’m gone.
AND GO.
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I rocked my formal observation AGAIN
I got 6 X’s in the “Excellent” column, and the rest were marked “proficient!”
HOW TO PISS OFF PEOPLE BASED ON THEIR ZODIACS →
nom-chompsky:
cosmicmermaidmuse:
Aries – Place someone above them. Be first to get what they want. Turn everything into a contest and win. Call them a coward. Make them wait.
it is accurate
Accurate post is accurate? Husband and I (both Aries) have a scale of urgency.
“Hey, can you hand me that? It’s a level 3, so hurry.”
“TOILET PAPER LEVEL 5 HOLY FUCK LEVEL...
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I have $500 to spend on classroom supplies this...
Anything standout that I should have on my list?
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liquidiousfleshbag:
I couldn’t figure out why I was so itchy
and then I realized that my bra was full of crumbs
A touchy-feeley post
Every time I talk to my dad, I feel better about their divorce and detaching myself from my mom. He’s so happy, and he has a girlfriend, and her kids like him, and she helps him make cookies and blahblahblah it’s awesome. I’m so happy that he’s finally allowed to live again!
On the dark side of this coin, I realize now that my mother was working overtime trying to make me...
Sweatin’ to the Oldies has changed my life.
I HATE working out, so I bought this old VHS version at a garage sale for a dollar thinking, “what can it hurt?” and then, BAM! I tried it and I felt amazing. Richard Simmons is such a little fruitcake but he’s so encouraging and happy and jazzed about life. All the people in the background of the video are all shapes and sizes,...
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My uterus, not yours
rosa—sparks:
If I have internalized anything over the past 7 to 10 days it’s that men seem to have a lot of opinions about my body and what I should and shouldn’t do with it.
If that is the case, I think it would only be fair for me to spend my time pontificating and dictating what men should do with THEIR bodies.
So. I think that Viagra and any other dick-hardening pills are awfully...
Facebook is filled with "omg new baby!!!!1!" stuff...
At first I was like:
But then I realized I had good great sex twice last night, got to wake up past 9 am, and snuggled with the husband and pups all day. My life rocks right now. What was I thinking?
Maintenance replaced all the dim lights in our...
I am thoroughly disgusted at what has been revealed to me. On the one hand, I’m glad I can see that grossness now, but damn, I was happy living in my own unknowing world of filth.
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So this happened in my classroom today...
Student 1: Ms. C, Student 2 is bothering me!
Me: Well, then tell him to stop.
Student 1: (Gives Student 2 some serious side-eye) Hey. I got scissors.